Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Buoyant Chickens on the Loose in the Falls

Anon and On Again has learned of the reappearance of the infamous "Poultry in Motion" fugitive in Niagara Falls. The driver of a yellow cube van allegedly smuggled an entire load of illegal rubber chickens over the U.S. border in an attempt to destabilize the Canadian dollar by flooding the market with the faux foul. When stopped for questioning, the driver fled south and dumped the  buoyant contraband into the Falls before escaping. Tourists have crowded the area to watch the bootleg birds as they are flung from the raging waters to their demise at the bottom of the Gorge.

2 comments:

  1. This is a derivative fake-the-news report blog from an Expressive Subjects prompt (http://expressivesubjects.blogspot.com/search/label/in%20the%20news). No rubber chickens were harmed in the process.

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  2. this is wonderful---- the image of the chickens going over the falls is perfectly absurd; well done!

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