Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Buoyant Chickens on the Loose in the Falls
Anon and On Again has learned of the reappearance of the infamous "Poultry in Motion" fugitive in Niagara Falls. The driver of a yellow cube van allegedly smuggled an entire load of illegal rubber chickens over the U.S. border in an attempt to destabilize the Canadian dollar by flooding the market with the faux foul. When stopped for questioning, the driver fled south and dumped the buoyant contraband into the Falls before escaping. Tourists have crowded the area to watch the bootleg birds as they are flung from the raging waters to their demise at the bottom of the Gorge.
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Monday, October 26, 2009
I Met You
“I met you,” the stranger said.
I knew he hadn’t, but why?
Still there he stood, silence bred.
“I met you,” the stranger said.
Furtive moment, eyes ahead,
outstretched hands with what words nigh?
“I met you,” the stranger said.
Mathieu from Quebec, no lie.
I knew he hadn’t, but why?
Still there he stood, silence bred.
“I met you,” the stranger said.
Furtive moment, eyes ahead,
outstretched hands with what words nigh?
“I met you,” the stranger said.
Mathieu from Quebec, no lie.
Disavowal: To Whom it May Concern
In the adventures of who
on the back streets of now
lies an other you know
a reverse sacred cow.
Strange looking thing,
too twisted to tell
whose reflections it hides
in that mirror from hell.
God knows why it chose here
to get under my skin.
Now some other saint
can take this shrill in.
I never signed on
to bear this great weight.
Dislodge the anchor.
Let's set this ship straight.
With a kingdom to build,
my best years ahead,
can’t give up my dreams,
to love you instead.
on the back streets of now
lies an other you know
a reverse sacred cow.
Strange looking thing,
too twisted to tell
whose reflections it hides
in that mirror from hell.
God knows why it chose here
to get under my skin.
Now some other saint
can take this shrill in.
I never signed on
to bear this great weight.
Dislodge the anchor.
Let's set this ship straight.
With a kingdom to build,
my best years ahead,
can’t give up my dreams,
to love you instead.
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